GTA IV: best online experience I've ever had. Ever.

A kid, probably aged 11-13, was online. And like all stereotypical kids his age, his voice was annoying to hear, and yet he talked more than anyone else on the server. Naturally, he succeeded in pissing off everyone in the room in under 3 minutes.

Guy#1: Shut the fuck up kid. Your balls haven't even dropped yet. How the fuck are you playing GTA? You have horrible parents.
Kid: Shut up, you fag.
Guy#1: You're the one who sounds like a fag, kid. Good God, your mother should have strangled you with the umbilical cord. Go play Viva Pinata, you damn kid.
Guy#2: Dude, that's actually a pretty cool game. I've tried.
Guy#1: I know. But that's not the point. It's bright and colorful. For kids.

Then the kid's MOM got onto the headset. More epic hilarity ensued.

Guy#1: Why the FUCK are you letting your kid play GTA? Seriously. You're horrible. I wouldn't let my kid play until he at least hit puberty.
Mommy: If you guys...
Guy#2: Shut up, you whore. It's your fault your piece of shit kid makes everyone hate him.
Mommy: If you guys have to pick on a little kid...
Guy#1: You shoulda swallowed him at birth.
Mommy: If you have to pick on a little kid, then fuck you. He's going to play, so get over it.
Guy#1: Oh yeah, you come on here acting all self-righteous, and then you say "fuck?" You hypocritical fatass cunt. Yeah, you're a great role model.

Followed by a full hour of more trashtalking and arguing. I was cracking up the entire time, too busy laughing to really care about killing the other players on the map.

I wish I'd had a video camera recording the audio.